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Every purchase features unfree shipping*

We all know free shipping doesn’t really exist, so we don’t try to blow smoke up your ass by saying we offer free shipping. Fact is, we don’t offer free shipping, we feature unfree shipping.

To learn more about unfree shipping, there is a link in the footer of this page that will explain unfree shipping and expose the personal perils of the whole concept of free shipping. Check it out!

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2022 featured designs

From good-natured sarcasm, to personal statements featuring self-deprecating humor, from down-home common sense to advice about your dreams. Attitudes, mindsets and some unsolicited commentary on Covid. These designs are natural conversation starters in any situation. We even have something to say about your mom.

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