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unfashions for unfluencers

Every purchase features unfree shipping*

Free shipping doesn’t really exist, so we don’t try to blow smoke up your ass by saying we offer free shipping. But we do pay the shipping costs to get your reparTEE purchase to you in a reasonable time-frame. Shop reparTEES with confidence knowing we have your back until your reparTEE arrives, then we’ve got your back and your chest!

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featured designs

From good-natured sarcasm, to personal statements featuring self-deprecating humor, from down-home common sense to advice about your dreams. Attitudes, mindsets and some unsolicited commentary on Covid. These designs are natural conversation starters in any situation. We even have something to say about your mom.

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