unfashions for unfluencers

Every purchase features unfree shipping*

We all know free shipping doesn’t really exist, so we don’t try to blow smoke up your ass by saying we offer free shipping. Fact is, we don’t offer free shipping, we feature unfree shipping.

To learn more about unfree shipping, there is a link in the footer of this page that will explain unfree shipping and expose the personal perils of the whole concept of free shipping. Check it out!

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