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unfashions for unfluencers

Every purchase features unfree shipping*

Free shipping doesn’t really exist, so we don’t try to blow smoke up your ass by saying we offer free shipping. But we do pay the shipping costs to get your reparTEE purchase to you in a reasonable time-frame. Shop reparTEES with confidence knowing we have your back until your reparTEE arrives, then we’ve got your back and your chest!

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contrarian schemes

Revolutionary slogans with a twist of humor. It's a recipe for avoiding the perennial human pastime of taking yourself too seriously and a great way to meet people and start conversations. You just never stand out if you don't oppose something. But if you really want to stand out, you have to embrace your sense of humor. It's a fine line to walk, and these reparTEES achieve that balance with distinction and discretion.

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