unfashions for unfluencers

Every purchase features unfree shipping*

Free shipping doesn’t really exist, so we don’t try to blow smoke up your ass by saying we offer free shipping. But we do pay the shipping costs to get your reparTEE purchase to you in a reasonable time-frame. Shop reparTEES with confidence knowing we have your back until your reparTEE arrives, then we’ve got your back and your chest!

Your pen pal,
Repar T

idiom attic

Idiom attic is for those times when you have something on your mind and need to get it on your chest. Most people think getting something off your chest will be a big relief, but at ReparTEES, we know better. The best thing to do when you have something on your mind is to get it on your chest. That’s when you really start taking care of business. Check it out. One of these shirts will get the job done for you.

Your pen pal,
Repar T.