Repar T here to tell you about today’s special offer. It’s one of the all-time best special offers of all time.
Choose any color reparTEE, and we’ll still ship you a black reparTEE, just like we always do, at no extra cost!
How cool is that!
Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re wondering what I’m talking about because reparTEES only ships black reparTEES all the time anyway. Well, that’s true. But the difference that makes this offer special is, without the ‘special offer’ you don’t get to choose any color before we ship that black reparTEE. I mean you could, but that would be like totally meaningless without the ‘special offer. Duh!
Here’s how it works.
Just before you click that ‘Buy Now!’ button, imagine you are ordering some other color. It could be a color that complements your eyes or maybe one that matches your current hair color. It could be your Aunt Margie’s favorite color or one of the hues in your father’s favorite Hawaiian shirt. You can even imagine a reparTEE with glitter—god forbid. At least make sure its biodegradable.
That’s all there is to it!
Then, once you’ve experienced your orgasmic moment of color ecstasy click that ol’ ‘Buy Now!’ button and start anticipating wearing your new black reparTEE. I mean, ‘Damn!’ How much unfashion bliss can you handle at one time? Anyway, the anticipation is always the best part. And, that’s what makes this offer so special!
So… now it’s time to head back over to the store and and imagine some colors that do miraculous things. Magical colors. Colors that make everything alright, and everything work out in the end. Colors that make you feel good and put a smile on your face.
Here’s the thing. I’m a practical guy, and I know that there isn’t a t-shirt out there that can work the magic you can work in your imagination. If I try to match the colors in your imagination, you’re always going to be just a little bit disappointed.
I don’t want that to happen. There is enough disappointment in this life already. That’s why I only ship black reparTEES. And that’s just another benefit of this exclusive opportunity. Avoiding disappointment.
Only at reparTEES.xyz!
Go ahead. Make your day! Click ‘the button below’ to make the most of this amazing stroke of good fortune, now.
Your pen pal,
P.S. – There is a way to see this offer again, but you have to clear you browser history or use another browser. Chances are, your browser history needs clearing anyway, so this is just another benefit of this special offer. As you can tell, I think about you all the time. Enjoy!