Photo of Repar T telling someone what they need to know

Sup y'all

Repar T here to tell you about refunds.

reparTEES does not do refunds.

Refunds are contradictory to the second law of thermodynamics and are unfair to consumers. Money back guarantees cause consumers to believe that they don’t have to think before making a decision. Not a good thing.

This complacency makes it easier for scammers and manipulators to take advantage of people. This kind of complacency needs to be eradicated.

Think about it this way. Once you take a swing at a baseball, you don’t get that energy back. Ever. You either hit the ball or you don’t, but the energy required to swing is a thing of the past. If you want more hits, get better at swinging. That’s the way nature works.

Another analogy. If water flows down a hill, you can’t just send it back to the top without investing more energy.

Now, if you consider money to be energy, and most people will concede this analogy, you can’t just move energy and products around in a system without friction. You can’t fight the fucking second law of thermodynamics.

Money back guarantees inadvertently establish a mindset that allows consumers to think they can defy the second law of thermodynamics. Like we’re gods or something. This attitude is a big problem for humanity. You might even call it a negative cognitive bias. Regardless of what else you call it, it’s a delusion. reparTEES prefers not to exacerbate or perpetuate this delusion.

Instead of refunds, reparTEES will do exchanges, and will work with you to ensure you get the product that is right for your situation.

Actually, what we would really rather do is work with you up front to make sure you make the right purchase decision before you buy. If have any questions whatsoever, prior to making a purchase decision contact reparTEES and ask it. If there’s ever any doubt that purchasing a reparTEE is the right thing to do, don’t do it. What’s right for you is what’s best for reparTEES.

It’s isn’t always easier to make a good decision the first time, but it is almost always easier than hauling water back up the hill. Or, just to bring all our analogies full circle, if you’d rather keep striking out instead of hitting the ball, just keep swinging without learning how to hit. Have fun. I’d rather not have someone this dumb actually walking around in public wearing a reparTEE.

But, either way, when you get down to the point where it’s time to swing at the ball, remember this. You’re better off with the wrong reparTEE than no reparTEE at all. It’s just that simple.

Your pen pal,
Repar T

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