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Your pen pal,
Repar T

rocket man

He's known to the world as Elon, but I mostly call him Rocket Man. He's over fifty years old now and he's still just a bad boy who is entertained by trying to get away with mooning anyone who even looks like they want to try to make him do something he doesn't want to do. Still, somewhere in the mess he calls his life, is a brilliant mind. He's a great friend, but I still wish he had a little more depth as a human being.

Your pen pal,
Repar T
Mars or bust
Mars or bust
Mars or bust
SKU R001
$30.44