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Every purchase now features unfree shipping*

We all know free shipping doesn’t really exist—someone always pays for it—so we don’t try to blow smoke up your ass by saying we offer free shipping. Fact is, we feature the latest thing.

Unfree shipping.

To find out more about unfree shipping, there is a link in the footer of this page that will explain it in detail and expose the pernicious personal perils inherent in the concept of free shipping. You will never think about shipping the same again.

Your pen pal,
Repar T

round pegs in square holes

They didn’t fit in, but they didn’t let that stop them from being who they were. This is a collection of inspirational quotes from people who changed the world just by being themselves. That’s the only way to change the world, you know—just be yourself—in a way that makes sure the world can’t ignore you. Take it from folks who did it their way.


Your pen pal,
Repar T

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