Repar T here to tell you about shirt tales. Shirt tales is what I call our testimonials.

As you might guess, I’m gonna do things different. When Steve Jobs told me to think different, I replied, “If you are thinking the same, it isn’t really thinking is it?” You know that famous picture of Steve with the enigmatic smile and he’s touching his chin… that was taken right after I said that to him.

But I digress… I must be feeling chatty today…

The purpose of testimonials is to let other people know how great our products are. It’s really that simple. If you happen to think you have something ungreat to say about your experience with me or anyone else at reparTEES, that just signifies an opportunity for you and me to have a conversation and figure out what kind of alchemy we need to turn that thought inside-out.

So, here’s what to do.

There are two testimonial forms below. The first one is for great testimonials and the other one for ungreat testimonials.

You should know up front, the ungreat testimonial form doesn’t work. I mean, you can fill it out and all. And some people find that therapeutic. But you can’t actually submit anything ungreat. (Just in case you find yourself slamming the submit button on that form and wondering why nothing is happening.) This functionality is a feature, not a bug.

In fact, the ungreat testimonials form performs *light-hearted chuckle* a massive public service. If you ever have the urge to bitch and moan about your boss or some loser at work, or complain about some family member who just doesn’t fucking get it, come on over to this page and use the ungreat testimonials form. You can bitch and moan until you are blue in the face if you want to, and then you get the satisfaction of clicking the submit button. Don’t take any chances by actually writing that crap down somewhere else.

How cool is that?

What this means you have to use the great testimonial form if you want to submit a testimonial.

Duh!

So, just leave a great testimonial. Tell a funny story about you and your shirt. Or a touching story. Or a time when you really connected with a stranger. Or an intimate encounter or a personal revelation that happened while you were wearing your reparTEE. Everyone, especially me, loves that kind of thing, because we know it is real. Crazy-cool things happen! I love hearing about the magic you experience when you’re wearing your favorite reparTEE! It really is real!

If you insist on saying something ungreat, please say it directly to me, and we’ll get to know each other by solving your problem together. It doesn’t get any better than that! Here’s my email address. repar at repartees dot xyz

Either way, I look forward to getting to know you. After all… we are gonna be pen pals!

Your pen pal,
Repar T